Randomly Reblogging

Exactly what it says on the tin

When I die, I want someone to keep updating my facebook status to freak people out.

sodamnrelatable:

People be like

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“It’s colder than i thought it would be in hell.”

“Send food”

“Didn’t anyone tell them I’m claustrophobic?”

“Umm…you guys…can you like…dig me up…I’m 6 feet under the ground in a coffin with my phone so uhhh yeah…”

“Omg, Satan is so funny!”

“Hell isn’t that bad, at least you get internet :)”

“Hitlers a badass!”

“I’m gonna stop by some of your houses, see you guys soon”

(Source: 90daysofautumn, via dorkinanormalworld)

gryzio:

d-hizzle:

oh my god two words in that just UNIVERSAL LANGUAGE

All hope is lost so quickly I can’t stop laughing.

(Source: youtube.com, via dorkinanormalworld)

Being a good writer is 3% talent and 97% not being distracted by the internet.

(via worldinink)

— the writer reblogs, being distracted by the internet

(via milesgarbers)

(via disgruntledsquids)

50you50me:

An adorable desert fox walking against the wind in Morocco. 

50you50me:

An adorable desert fox walking against the wind in Morocco. 

(via jinxley)

queenkickass:

i basically have the mentality of a puppy when i’m talking to someone on the internet

like if they don’t respond quickly i assume they hate me and are gone forever and we’re never gonna talk again

but then they respond and it’s like i come running in HI HI HOW WAS YOUR DAY I THOUGHT YOU WERE NEVER COMING BACK I LOVE YOU 

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(Source: scaredyqueen, via dorkinanormalworld)